Sound
comedy folk, quartet, four-part close harmony, tight harmonies, acoustic guitar,
Lyrics
Verse 1
Well, a man came to our house
Our house
Our house
A man came to our house
To sell some brooms
So we asked him to come in
And we hit him with a hammer
And we put him in the closet
In my father's room
Verse 2
Then a lady came to our house
Our house
Our house
A lady came to find out why I wasn't in school
So we asked her to come in
And we fed her some poisoned lemonade
And put her in the freezer where it's nice and cool
Chorus
But you're always welcome at our house
Any time of the day
You're always welcome at our house
And we hope you can stay
Verse 3
A boy came into our yard
Our yard
Our yard
A boy came into our yard to get his ball
So we asked him to come in
And we shot him with a twenty-two
And we sealed him up inside the basement wall
Verse 4
So you come to our house
Our house
Our house
If you come to our house
We'll have some fun
We'll take you to the kitchen
And we'll give you milk and cookies
Then put you in the oven until you're done
Chorus
But you're always welcome at our house
At our house
At our house
Any time of the day
Yes, it's always open house at our house
And we hope you can stay...
Outro
Come up and see us sometime!
Fade out
Well, a man came to our house
Our house
Our house
A man came to our house
To sell some brooms
So we asked him to come in
And we hit him with a hammer
And we put him in the closet
In my father's room
Verse 2
Then a lady came to our house
Our house
Our house
A lady came to find out why I wasn't in school
So we asked her to come in
And we fed her some poisoned lemonade
And put her in the freezer where it's nice and cool
Chorus
But you're always welcome at our house
Any time of the day
You're always welcome at our house
And we hope you can stay
Verse 3
A boy came into our yard
Our yard
Our yard
A boy came into our yard to get his ball
So we asked him to come in
And we shot him with a twenty-two
And we sealed him up inside the basement wall
Verse 4
So you come to our house
Our house
Our house
If you come to our house
We'll have some fun
We'll take you to the kitchen
And we'll give you milk and cookies
Then put you in the oven until you're done
Chorus
But you're always welcome at our house
At our house
At our house
Any time of the day
Yes, it's always open house at our house
And we hope you can stay...
Outro
Come up and see us sometime!
Fade out